Claim to have the Longest, Shortest, Thickest, or Thinnest COMPLETELY UNIQUE picture of Dick in your hand.  

Any Challengers? Whip out the Wood Ruler. 

Once the campaigns over, count up your Dicks and declare the winner. 

It doesn't matter what Party you're in, Tricky Dicks will fit right in. 


Coming Spring 2022!

Tricky Dicks: The Richard Measuring Contest